me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???
look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!
because of being sanitized he zones out and stares at nothing with a stupid smile on his face a lot, but he is always happy, so he feels it was an equivalent exchange
payeehay 